Grayson Industries - I'm taking control of your life
music audio cd - 10 tracks 1985
In the Film of the Book.
In the film of the book it will be different than it is now, the hero will have a bigger cock and a fast car and she she will be even more desirable.
In the film of the book there will be no doubt a happy ending and a lot more money spread around than there is now.
In the film of the book, when there is a cry of action both of them will know what to do and neither of them will fall over or have a sudden attack of nausea, or get bored half way through.
In the film of the book she will say 'Hello good looking where have you been all of my life?" and he, he will have enough money to order a Daquiri and then send it back to the dark eyed waiter because it hasn't been made properly and he will complain about the ice.
In the film of the book they will be able to argue about Mao-ism and Tao-ism and know exactly what they are talking about. This will also be true in conversations about James Joyce, structuralism and the recording career of Little Anthony and the Imperials.
In the film of the book they will be able to dance with gay abandon whilst looking into the other's eyes, smiling and swirling. They will be both extraordinarily witty, two wise cracking dudes. They will live dangerously, perhaps holding up a small bank somewhere in a western town and be as charming as all hell.
In the film of the book, neither of them will come too soon and the earth shall wobble on its axis.
In the film of the book, the contraceptive will never be defective.
In the film of the book he will be able to look a strong man in the eye and get him to back down. In the film of the book he will have proved his masculinity.
In the film of the book he will be a cross between Noel Coward and Marlon Brando (and this doesn't necessarily meant that he will be bald) whilst she will recall Bacall mixed in with Clara Bow.
In the film of the book they will exit gently from the helicopter and the hem of her silk dress will ride up her thigh.
In the film of the book, the betentacled space monster from Bera III shall penetrate them simultaniously and they shall orgasm at exactly the same time. The space monster shall have a brother called art who is a second hand car dealer on the lower east side and who, at this moment, is dunking bagels.
In the film of the book they shall take exotic drugs shaped like jelly babies that causes them to think that their hair is on fire.
In the film of the book be shall run his hand down her back and her teeth will tough his ear and a power boat shall somersault to its death on the other side of the bay.
In the film of the book
and vocals: Richard Grayson